It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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