so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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