My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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