But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
okay pat passed out under dana's car
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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