elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish you could order shots online.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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