lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It's rum buckets o'clock
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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