He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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