he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm bleeding and have questions
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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