just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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