what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Two words: nipple clamps
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