Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All I want is dick and wine.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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