got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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