Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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