My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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