just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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