So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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