that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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