Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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