also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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