I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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