oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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