you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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