shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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