mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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