so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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