How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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