A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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