how can u be prego again
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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