you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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