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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm lost and stupid without you.

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(708): I'm lost and stupid without you. http://tfl.nu/d04q

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(509): View more from Washington

ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!

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(509): ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car! http://tfl.nu/lfwp

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(248): View more from Michigan

My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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(248): My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla. http://tfl.nu/zjhc

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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(414): She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this" http://tfl.nu/yuhf

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(618): View more from Illinois

remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back

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(618): remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back http://tfl.nu/7hrx

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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(318): That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior. http://tfl.nu/48ho

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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(734): Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success. http://tfl.nu/ji3r

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(501): View more from Arkansas

What happened to him?

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He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum

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(501): What happened to him? (1-501): He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum http://tfl.nu/owcl

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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

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(802): She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there. http://tfl.nu/44mo

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza

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(832): Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza http://tfl.nu/lbxf

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(256): View more from Alabama

Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.

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(256): Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO. http://tfl.nu/k62i

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(352): View more from Florida

She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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(352): She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look. http://tfl.nu/0p9m

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.

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Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.

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(908): You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night. (732): Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming. http://tfl.nu/bgum

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.

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(913): Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list. http://tfl.nu/qsv4

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(443): View more from Maryland

yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac

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(443): yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac http://tfl.nu/yca7

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