11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.