I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public