Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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