She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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