White coat. Heels.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Randomize
