hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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