i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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