I think my vagina is haunted
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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