Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Randomize
