You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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