Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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