What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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