organizing the empties. That sober.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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