she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I intend to get homeless drunk
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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