i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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