ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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