Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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