They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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