so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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