I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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