Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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