If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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