That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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