he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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