Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
