how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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